> My working theory is that the language standardisation effort invented the latter. So when people say C was always like this, they mean since ansi c89, and there was no language before that. And when people say C used to be typed/convenient assembly language, they're referring to the language that was called C that existed in reality prior to that standards document.

But the committee has always had a lot of C compiler developers in it. The people who wrote the C89 standard were the same people who developed many of the C compilers in use before C89. The people who created the reality prior to C89 created the reality after C89. Any perception of "portable assembly" probably stemmed simply from the fact that optimizers were much less sophisticated.