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These were my favorites:

    Issues: Docking anxiety, separation from charger
    Root Cause: Trapped in infinite loop of self-doubt
    Treatment: Emergency restart needed
    Insurance: Does not cover infinite loops


I can't help but read those as Bolt Thrower lyrics[1].

    Singled out - Vision becoming clear
    Now in focus - Judgement draws ever near
    At the point - Within the sight
    Pull the trigger - One taken life
    
    Vindicated - Far beyond all crime
    Instigated - Religions so sublime
    All the hatred - Nothing divine
    Reduced to zero - The sum of mankind
Though I'd be in for a death metal, nihilistic remake of Short Circuit. "Megabytes of input. Not enough time. Humans on the chase. Weapon systems offline."

1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHYMsbkPAbM


I miss Bolt Thrower. They're from my home town.




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