I'm hearing you out, but how is this going to affect the part of this that is client behavior rather than database behavior? If there is some kind of sdk that actually captures the interface here (that is, that the client needs to be compatible with both versions of the schema at once for a while) and pushes that back to the client, that could be interesting, like a way to define that column "name" and columns "first name", "last name" are conceptually part of the same thing and that the client code paths must provide handling for both at once.