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Calling it a necroprinter is equal parts ominous and spectacular.


And then you find that the inks they've tried it with are solutions of cancer cells.

The necroprinter prints cancer.



Reminds me of something from Warhammer 40k universe. Next someone is going to put ChatGPT helper inside a human skull, probably :V


In the future, when humans die, their neurons will be sold and repurposed in local AI's.


“Oh, look, he’s dead. Let’s sell his neurons.” The neuron harvester says as he wipes the blood from his knife.


>In the future, when humans die, their neurons will be sold and repurposed in local AI's.

In the future, humans won't need to die to have their neurons sold off as hardware for the AI.

Incidentally, that's the original idea behind the movie Matrix: humans are used as CPUs for the Matrix. The word is, the idea was too advanced for the audience and was dumbed down into "humans are batteries".

I guess we'll have to treat Morpheus as unreliable narrator, or assume that the real energy in the future is compute, and suddenly the movie makes 100x more sense.



hopefully the name will stick, as it realy is ,,ominous and spectacular ,,and will get people thinking about what might come next


didn't elon say that hands and fingers are the hardest part of making robots?

peasants under technofeudalism don't really need those parts anyway, since we'll be evolving into vat people with brain chips soon in the new necropia


> didn't elon say that hands and fingers are the hardest part of making robots?

Not a problem for a dancer in a robot suit though.


"Hi, i'd like some dead nozzles for my necroprinter please. What do you mean i can only pay with SoulCoin?"


It is silly. By that standard, your leather shoes should be called necrofootwear.


I mean... Yeah?

Reminds me of the Metalocalypse on Christmas trees: "It's like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It's kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it,"

You can make anything metal if you try hard enough.


But right now we're addicted to plastic.


I am definitely going to do this now. But shouldn't the rest of the word be Greek too? Let's put on our necropodes to go for a walk? Or necropapoutsi? That's not a classical root.




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